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"Maybe if your dick was thicker than your goddamn eyebrows we wouldn’t be having this conversation"

-Gay couple arguing outside Walmart (via dacelio)

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If you ever get sad, remember that there’s a mash-up of “Under the Sea” and “Ms. New Booty.”

high-blogging:

lntelligent:

i wish self-hatred burned calories 

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jennyyoxoxo:

i dont think my parents ever dreamed their kid was growing up to be a depressed sarcastic asshole thats addicted to the internet and has more internet friends than real ones